"Is it just a bad night or am I getting bad again?"

(I ask myself this all the time)

(via lilt-lick)

@1 hour ago with 184416 notes


if you want to understand the psyche of our generation take a good look at the stories we tell ourselves about the future

because it isn’t flying cars or robot dogs, it’s faceless government surveillance and worldwide pandemics and militarized police brutality and the last dregs of humanity struggling to survive

our generation isn’t self-centered, or lazy, or whatever else they wanna say about us. we are young, and we are here, and we are deeply, deeply afraid.

(via thereisnoadventureinsimplicity)

@14 hours ago with 36748 notes



Please don’t ever try to learn how to rub a clit from porn.

I repeat, please don’t EVER try to learn how to rub a clit from porn.

porn clit rubbing looks like they’re trying to scrub burnt food off a frying pan

(Source: aphrodite-official, via disgustinghuman)

@17 hours ago with 43883 notes


*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

(via disgustinghuman)

@17 hours ago with 141044 notes


*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

(via lilt-lick)

@18 hours ago with 141265 notes

"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."

Anonymous (via ghosts)

(Source: levi-has-the-booty, via kaylamn62)

@1 hour ago with 148620 notes


i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap

(via disgustinghuman)

@17 hours ago with 181805 notes


'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line

(via disgustinghuman)

@17 hours ago with 119756 notes
@17 hours ago with 3128 notes



I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

(via moon--cunt)

@18 hours ago with 9651 notes